Why don't they remake bad movies and make them better, instead of remaking good movies and making them bad?

When you go to the boardwalk... the boards don't walk.

So it's okay for the cat to hide under the furniture when guests show up but when I do it I'm rude and antisocial.

Why the duck does auto correct think I'm infatuated with ducking ducks?

If I ask you a Yes or No question don't give me a 5 minute answer

Now why does the ad have no trouble loading but the actual video pauses every second

I told you to play music and you play this crap!

Scientists are trying to find intelligent life on other planets and I'm just trying to find intelligent life on this planet

Not safe for work when is looking at memes ever encouraged at work

What...How do we celebrate New Years at the same time!?!?