My kids explaining why they didn't brush their teeth when I told them to.

Why do kids make cards and drawings for teachers when they know it's gonna be trashed at the end of the year

7 year old me wondering why my mom is eating sugar with her nose

I am watching Star Wars and I have to ask, where has the Luke gone?!

Why don't we have circuses around anymore? Because all the clowns went into politics.

Why not quit my job and become a hippie?

Why aren't old memes called memEories

Why the duck does auto correct think I'm infatuated with ducking ducks?

Why do you complain about how much homework you have to grade when you're the one who assigned that much in the first place

If Santa makes the toys in the North Pole, then why do they say "Made in China"?