Me when I'm normal and me when someone farts

It's called the History Channel but is filled with shows about aliens and people catching alligators

People working from home... Wifi companies!

If people could spellcheck their memes... That wod be grait.

Complaining about the new generation so hot right now

What if in 1000 years people dug up Disney World and think we worshipped a mouse

365 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up

This is me not caring what other people think I should do with my kids

Playing Call of Duty when you buy back team mate and there are people at the buy station and you get out without being seen

Stupid people are like glowsticks I just wanna snap and shake them until the light comes on