Ghosts are so bad at lying because you can see right through them

What room does a ghost not need? A living room!

What do you get when you cross a witch with sand? A sandwich!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Everytime time you cook a duck with a vampire you get Count Quackula!

Sir, everyone says I look like a werewolf. Shut up and comb your face!

What do vampires take when they are sick? Coffin drops!

The most important subject a witch learns in school is the Spelling

What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo!

What is a ghost's favorite pie? Booberry pie!