30 year old dependant

You have swag? I bet that looks good on a resume

You're 15 with a dog tag necklace? Tell me all about your experience in the armed forces

Oh you had grilled chicken and mashed potatos for dinner? Please update your facebook telling everyone about it

So this year you will stop procrastinating? I've never heard of that before, go on.

You love watching the news? Tell me more about where you get your reliable information

So There Was A Sixth Golden Ticket? How Convenient.

New diet as New Year's resolution? See you at the candy store in 2 weeks.

Oh, so you're a muggle, I bet you know a lot about flying

So you got your wife a gift card for Christmas? Tell me how did you get this idea?