Are you single? No, I'm taken.

I will find you, and... what? Yes, I'll hold.

Telemarketer calls Chuck Norris... actually gives him Disney World tickets

Me staying up late playing Call of Duty. Me when I wake up.

Wait Call of Duty, just take my money

Playing Call of Duty when you buy back team mate and there are people at the buy station and you get out without being seen

Call of Duty, Just do it

When you are playing Call of Duty and your mom tells you to pause the game

When Graham Bell invented the telephone he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris

My wife wants her own version of a man cave, I told she has one its called the kitchen.