Not eating because of nausea. Nausea from not eating.


When you get Victory Royale because you were hiding in a bush


Me and the boys in the home stretch


Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise


Why don't we have circuses around anymore? Because all the clowns went into politics.


Mom says that she got fat because it runs in her family. Well son, nobody runs in her family.


My friends and I first driving lesson


Having common sense is not a gift, it is a punishment because you have to deal with the majority who don't have any.


Titanic actually sank because it was overloaded with the sudden arrival of time travellers wanting to see what happened


We don't teach cursive because you'll never use it now back to trigonometry