I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

You remind me of a penny two-faced and not worth much

If you call me from a private number I'll respect your privacy and not answer

You're not fat you're just easier to see

Making fun of someone's broken english tell me again how many languages you speak fluently?

First of all I did not call you fat. I only agreed with the scale.

I would roast you but I'm not allowed to burn trash

I bet you 1948713972 dollars you didn't read that number. You just skipped right over it. You didn't even realise I put a letter in there. No I didn't but you went back and checked.

When I asked if you were seeing anyone I meant like a therapist

What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine