Oh, you use instagram? Please tell me how much of a professional photographer you are.
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You're 15 with a dog tag necklace? Tell me all about your experience in the armed forces
Your car has a body kit? It must go extremely fast
Nice Tapout shirt I bet youve kicked so many asses
You constantly change lanes in bumper-to-bumper traffic? You must get to your destination so much faster than everyone else.
Oh, you're 20 and can eat anything without gaining weight? That will probably last forever.
Oh, you drink diet soda? You must be so healthy
Oh you have a baby on board? I'll just run into the car next to you
You honked as soon as the light turned green? You must have many important places to be
Oh, you have dance music on your cell phone? Please, play it aloud for everyone on the bus
